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The Premium version ships with 2000 CD’s.
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The new wizard will walk you through the installation in a mere 2000 minutes.
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It comes with a “moron” version for users with an IQ of less than 2000.
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The full installation takes 2000 Gigabytes.
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The registration card asks you 2000 questions.
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The "quick start" manual is 2000 pages long.
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It needs 2000 megabytes of RAM to run.
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The new customer service feature will transfer you to 2000 reps before you get the answer to your question.
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It comes with 2000 different programs!!!
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and the Number 1 feature in the new Office 2000 is…
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The CD installation key is 2000 characters long. |
